Some people wonder where I get my material for this column. Frankly, it’s not that difficult.
This winner comes to us from Harlem, New York City. NEW YORK CITY!!! And what’s worse? This soda isn’t stocked in some obscure, back-alley corner shop. Oh no. It’s in… TARGET!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, PEOPLE?!
Am I crazy for thinking THIS is crazy? Speak on it.