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From the minute that he called himself a ‘Cablinasian’, I knew there was something wrong with that dude. Not only is ‘Cablinasian’ a made up word and nuttier than if he had called himself, say, a ‘Martian’ (something I’ve actually heard of), it’s also misleading and even by his own definition, well, wrong.

The word itself is supposed to represent Tiger Woods in all of his diverse ethnicity. The ‘ca’ part is for his Caucasian side, the ‘bl’ for his Blackness, the ‘in’ for the American Indian in him and the ‘asian’ represents his Asian heritage. The problem is that with a Black father and a Thai mother, I can’t find a Caucasian or an Indian anywhere! Tiger, however, not only found the Caucasian in himself, but he put that part at the forefront of his identity.

The first thing you see when you look at the man on paper is the ‘ca’. The first (and possibly the only) thing you see when you look at the man in the flesh is the ‘bl’. And Bl people have had a pretty contentious relationship with the guy ever since he unfurled his own genotype.

And it’s too bad that Tiger’s a Cablinasian because if he’d been Black, he would have almost instinctively known what to do next, or he could have at least drawn inspiration and guidance from two of today’s greatest Black leaders: Kobe Bryant and R Kelly.

You see, instead of sitting around wasting money at a spa that’s supposed to be curing him of his ‘sex addiction’ (dig: when alcoholics get cured, they can never drink again; when drug addicts get cured, they can never do drugs again; what happens when sex addicts get cured?), Tiger could have followed the path of our great leaders and gone out and did what it was that made us love him (a stretch, I know) in the first place.

That’s right; after R Kelly’s sex scandal, he released The Chocolate Factory, one of the greatest R&B albums in recent history. After Kobe Bryant’s sex scandal, he played 6 straight seasons of MVP-caliber basketball, culminating in his Lakers winning last season’s NBA Championship. Tiger Woods just had a sex scandal that will probably end up costing him $300 million in payments to his soon-to-be ex-wife. Somebody better turn Black soon.

But maybe Tiger doesn’t need to be completely ‘Black’. Maybe he can get by with just being ‘Blaucinasian’.

Whatever the case, he needs to go out and win some golf tournaments. And then afterwards, he should serve the fried chicken.

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    Hmmmm, I really, REALLY hope this article was just meant to ‘poke fun’ at the situation. So this fool Tiger has been OUTTED, BUSTED for being a wh*ore…His next logical step is to ‘Turn Black’(Tell me Rk Byers, how does one ‘turn black’)? Why is it when mufukkas do some dumb shyt everyone wants US to embrace them? NO, his azz been WHITE all this time, let him stay that way! He has NEVER associated himself with NOR embraced OUR race, why would we accept him as one of us at this point? His image has been tarnished, he’s a supposed sex addict and yeah I’m gonna say it…he plays a WHITE persons sport…The fukk we want with him now? Rk Byers if I was supposed to JUST laugh at this..then I say “LMAO!”…If you really meant this as a truth then I say..GET THE FUKK OUTTA HERE WIT THIS BULLSHYT!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/khannooniensing/ khannooniensing

    If R Kelly and Kobe are your role models for ‘going black’ your doomed.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/hunnieEBunz/ hunnieEBunz

    WHO CARES?? AT THE END OF THE DAY HE STILL BLACK!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Splash_Waters253/ Splash_Waters253

    Lmbao@CaliFemme

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Splash_Waters253/ Splash_Waters253

    Let the CHINKS embrace him CaliFemme….lmbao once again!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST/ CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST

    I co-sign with you CaliFemme and now that some real RACIST BULLSH*T for the guy who wrote this topic and like I have been stating-these networks who claim to be for blacks are just downing us like we are nothing. What this guy RK Byers is really saying that BLACK PEOPELE are low-life,cheaters,and thats all we are good for and that BLACKS are the only ones who act out like this. Its a damn shame.(JMO)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST/ CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST

    RK Byers what is really the term of TURN BLACK? I can tell you what I think of your terms your AN RACIST A$$HOLE and a IGNORANT MOTHERFU(KER.

  • http://www.blackinfo.net/?p=11124 OPINION: Tiger’s Next Move Should Be To Turn Black | Black Info.Net

    [...] more here: OPINION: Tiger’s Next Move Should Be To Turn Black Posted in The 411 Tags: black, haiti, kobe bryant, obama, police, r.kelly, racism, sphere, tiger [...]

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    hunniEBunz, Sorry, but no Tiger is not and will never be black…Have you EVER known him to associate himself with US? Thats my trip with black people, just willing to accept and invite in any and everybody with that “Trying to Prove we are better than those that dont accept us” BS..I personally dont have a damn thing to prove to any other race. If I dont accept EVERY OTHER race outside of my own, so be it…Trust me, anyone that knows me can tell you, you would rather have me on your side as opposed to against you…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_NANASTROKER/ MR_NANASTROKER

    Boy I Tell You

    Nlggers in the Media

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Toni_Anthony/ Toni_Anthony

    TIGER will NEVER be anything to do with the Black Race/Man to his soul & born. If one DID NOT know who he was at 1st glance? What would one see? A Black Man/Male, so regardless of what Tiger claims NOT to be VISUALLY HE’S TRAPPED IN THAT Brown Skin/Completion UNLESS he get’s his skin lightened? He has enough $$$ to be changed into ANY color he’d like to be!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mixedking85/ mixedking85

    wow thats pretty racist.. why is it the man cant just be who he is.. why everybody care what he is.. we wanna claim his ass cuz hes the greatest golfer ever…but now he white cuz he like white pu$$y.. come on ya’ll

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mixedking85/ mixedking85

    and who the fuKK is the ignorant bastard who thinks he wrote the handbook on being black? seriously bp do a better job revising these articles… “somebody better turn black soon”????? well done deusch bag

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/_mz_k_/ _mz_k_

    haha, that last line was ignorant…but tiger had it coming.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/foxgirl100/ foxgirl100

    yes, if tiger really wanted to make a good move now he wd play some killer golf & get a gorgeous black hi-profile gf. someone like kelly rowland or rihanna or jessica white or even zoe saldana (since shes hot right now). some drop dead gorgeous black woman who will boost his flagging public persona, give him extra cool-appeal, & sex-appeal & reunite him with the black community. if tiger thinks properly this shd be his next move, ppl wd respect him. but i bet he doesnt even think of it.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/lowjack_/ lowjack_

    Somebody please get this to Tiger and make him read and follow these instuctions and if he dont slap him in his head till he does cause he is getting some real sh*ty advice right now theres no need to hide they will find you so go kick a*s pay out and then show them why your the king of the golf world and all this will go away cause we love winners……….

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DITTTY2004/ DITTTY2004

    LOL I AGREE WITHT THIS

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MR_MYSTERY25/ MR_MYSTERY25

    Sorry, but he gave up his black heritage a long time ago. There’s no way in hell we would ever accept him on our team, not to mention the fact that he made it abundantly clear he has no intrest in black women. I know y’all saw all them white trailer trash b***es he was chasing. SMH. IMO, he should go back to being a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious nigga or whatever the hell he calls it. (Caliblasian, right?)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/slit_lcka005/ slit_lcka005

    I can’t believe it but I agree with Califemme23! This assclown never acted, associated or even considered himself black to begin with! Further more golf sucks and so do lil goofy assed blasians that play it! F**k Tiger!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    Would ya’ll leave tiger alone? Black folks are so damn critical of other blacks who have a mind of their own. what you want him to do? pump his fist and start blaming the system for his problems? I mean who died and appointed you the “soul patrol”. what gives you the right to issue and revoke “black like me cards?” you want to ostracize him for being himself instead of being what you guys are, “puppets”. then you say what has he done for the black community? hell, what have YOU done for the black community besides point fingers. Im so sick of this “blacker than thou” mentality. but lets be real, all you so called, “im blacker than black” fist pumpers would trade places with him in a heart beat. Tiger has probally done more for the black community than you think. does he have to publicize everything to satisfy you? most of you wouldnt give 50 cents to the next black man or woman. I mean seriously, what does he owe you? he’s the reason why blacks started watching golf in the first place. the man makes a mistake and the so called black community wants to be the first in line to take a swing at the “pinata”. ya’ll want to talk about loyalty? bunch of fist pumping phonies.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    I agree with ya’ll CaliFemme23 and CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST well put. And to ad take a good long hard look at true facts this is a suppose to be black man who MARRIED what suppose to be so great WHITE woman and look at how he did her(HINT)I guess she act to black-with an attitude seeing thats how SOME black men see us. Tell everything to their friends and only want money- act out(HINT)damn thats just what Tigers hoes done. “HINT” for all those who THINK WHITE women are so much better than the black woman.(JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    trisha_369,

    Im lovin the subtle “HINT’s”….(wink, wink)…lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    Javon707, We have no problem with Tiger doing whatever he wanted to do in his life…Thats his business..What we DO have a problem with is the fact that EVERYTIME something goes wrong, or one of these man wh0res fukks up, EVERYONE expects black people to love, embrace and accept…Why us? I can BET you there isnt not nan asian, cuban, white or whatever Tiger claims is in his blood, News article/site that is saying..”What Tiger needs to do now is turn asian/white/indian/”. NO, they want to dump him on in our racial gene poole because everyone knows no matter what, the NlGGERS will take him! We are the ONLY race that accepts any ole person under the guise of that “Im better than you, Im not going to treat you like you treated me!” BULLSHTY! Tiger is ‘cublanasian’, let the other cublanasians of the world embrace their own…Thats why black people dont unite as it is…We are too busy welcoming in every fukkin body else!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/I8ThaPussSoRite/ I8ThaPussSoRite

    @ Cali, thas 100 percent! Or atleast 80%! cuz I wouldnt mind racially drafting Tiger if he learned from his mistake of fronting us off in the first place lol If he pull a OJ an go back tho, fuk him…

    ‘let the cublasians of the world embrase him’ lol

    I gotta be real tho yea you right we need to have a more exclusionary attitude and be less forgiving of those who do us harm and dont respect the collective, and start caring and being more unified around the ones who DO respect, its the only way we will start to get a proper standing in the world because right not in one of the richest countries, we are a*****e last in world standing regarding cultures.

    @ Trish, GTFO, thats rich ass Tiger Woods an most rich guys are gone have more than one girl its biblical lol

    Plus that jus one example compared to the a MANY of testimonial of brothas nationwide regarding the things you ‘winkin and gunnin’ about in your post lol And the thing is the attitude etc is a problem REGARDLESS, and of course we see you that way, its what our EYES report back to our brain ona daily basis, how else are we gone see it other then what is presented its not like we are reading all about it, this eyewitness (an sometimes VIDEO) testimony, i can get a guilty conviction in court for less lol

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST/ CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST

    @18ThaPussSoRite-you need to GTFO with that bullsh*t and you sound dumb as hell- first off USE YOUR EYES TO SEE AND LET YOUR BRAIN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FU(K YOU ARE READING-because right now your making an a$$ of yourself. All they are saying is that WE as in black women want SOME black boys like yourself to STOP put’ing ALL black women in the same boat and STOP acting LIKE white women are the SH*T and they are little ms.perfect and black women got attitudes and bullsh*t like that. So STOP it we know SOME men fu(k more than one hoe and thats why they a$$ always be talked about and used-just like Tiger.(JMO)LMAOS :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    I8ThaPussSoRite, Ok the verdict is in…some people have attitude ‘problems’. ( i dont think mine is a problem, its more advantage for me, but I digress). How about men just learn to NOT put the tag on ALL of us huh?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/RayAlonzo/ RayAlonzo

    Famous people across the race spectrum treat and people forgive them when they perform in their craft. Tiger is black and everyone knows that so there is no need for him and turn anything. Tiger does doesn’t need to turn anything, Tiger do you…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/0VancouverHurts/ 0VancouverHurts

    RK Byers You got too much time on your hands. I stopped reading after you said “The first thing you see when you look at the man on paper is the ‘ca’. The first (and possibly the only) thing you see when you look at the man in the flesh is the ‘bl’.” – What rubbish! Does it really matter what letters he puts first in his “race” Tiger is not black or white or asian or indian, hes human! Can’t we just leave it at that?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    @ califemme23

    no black people dont unite because were so busy pointing fingers at other black people who dont conform to what they think is “black”. So he embraces all of his heritages. so what? whites and everyone else do it. why cant we? why are we the only nationality of blacks that have to follow some sort of protocol? when I was growing up, I like to read the dictionary. I was ostracized by other blacks because I didnt speak with a street lingo. I got called “white” because I didnt carry myself like I was from the “hood”. Being black is hard becuase you cant dress a certain way. you cant enjoy other genres of music outside of rap and hip hop. heaven forbid if you talk like an educated person you will be accused of acting “white”. you have to procure a criminal record if you want respect or “street cred”. if you violated any of these rules the soul patrol will be on your case. makes you think who really is the “oppressor”.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    @javon707,

    See what you fail to realize is those that ridiculed you for reading the dictionary ( I did too growing up, even the thesaurus), are NOT the positive black people I choose to associate myself with. Those are the ‘bottoms’ that are STUCK in a certain mentality. Just like some in ALL other races. It really makes wonder why WE think we are the ONLY ones that do these things…There are bi-racial black/white people everywhere who DO NOT accept or embrace the ‘black side’ for whatever reason. The ones that live by ‘street cred’ are simple morons. If you go by the ‘rules of the soul patrol’ then whomever that is needs some self esteem. All im saying is, NO ONE has ever considered Tiger ‘black’, hell he doesnt even consider himself black so why NOW thats hes fukked up to what people deem as ‘mass proportions’ does he need to ‘turn to black’? We only expect a certain something of black people becuase we are naturally a strong people and the INTELLIGENT ones of us only want the strong to represent us..Tiger is NOT representative of the strong..neither is lil wayne, Jordan, Kobe Bryant, OJ etc…you get my point. Im not ‘bangin’ on Tiger because he accepts all 18 of his ethnicities, im just sayin dont dump him over HERE now thats hes a cheating,lying, adulterous, sex addict…No one was worried about him being ‘black’ when he was high on the horse, dont push that shyt this way now.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    @18ThaPussSoRite-LMAO at you and your eyes should have told your damn pea-size brain I can’t half see nor read to the point where I understand what has been wrote/stated infront of me. If you had really read my comment you would have known what I stated and understood what-I meant.
    1)Learn to really read and not half-a$$ read sh*t and then asume your right.
    2)I stated some what-of-what you was trying to say and I didn’t wink I put hint up and WE know that SOME black men go out and get a (WHITE)wife,baby-mama,live-in girlfriend and then go out grab them a ton of groupie hoes and then make themself look like the lying piece of sh*t they are and then some. With fake friends and lifestyle-until sh*t hit the fan.
    3)And when a BLACK women speak on it-a$$es like yourself respond in a dumb way because we point out,throw hints,to how SOME black men DOWN the BLACK woman and say his reason for NOT dating BLACK women is because she has an ATTITUDE,don’t take care of his needs,ETC and when you got little ms.picture perfect-being cheating on all the time-SO what is the REAL reason why SOME black men date white women and DOWN the BLACk women?
    4)Its just a sorry a$$ reason SOME throw it up,in our face as if the black women are nothing. When really its your damnself with the PROBLEM. (HINT TIGER)LOL
    5)And its black men like you-Tiger,Kobe,OJ,Lamar,Michael,ETC who give up on the black women to get fu(ked by the same ones who you claim the BLACK women are suppose to act like. Just because she is WHITE don’t mean she is RIGHT. Get your sh*t right and I see you didn’t speak at CAROLINA and we all “AGREE” on the same thing. SLMAOAU :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    Another thing Tiger boy is NOT black in my notes he claim everything else but,black so NOW that the WHITE media and his HOES has played him out people like RK Byers want to OUT him into the thats how BLACK men act list when really HE HAS NEVER ACTED MORE WHITE IN HIS LIFE. Thats just how white men act FU(K up and then do something nice to try and win you back get alot of news coverage and love golf.(HINT) Sure sound white to me. LMAO RK Byers your an A$$HOLE for this topic.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    trisha_369, LMAO….”thats just how white men act FU(K up and then do something nice to try and win you back get alot of news coverage and love golf.(HINT) Sure sound white to me”….TRUTH!!!! Oh and dont forget to throw in they ALWAYS go to rehab…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    @ trisha

    First off what is acting “white”? second, ive never saw or read anything that stated him denying any black heritage. he’s been on the soul patrol’s shytlist for not denying all of his heritages. tiger has been donating to charity for years. this was not something he did to try to turn the attention from him. ya’ll act like tiger begging the black community for acceptance. let the man live his life. him screwing white women is not going to affect your lives any. black men have always been on the shyt list for dating out our race. when a black woman does it, nobody says anything.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    @javon707 and thats my point and ask RK Byers his meaning of Turn Black? As for Tiger saying he was not black I saw it on a talk show and this is when he really started to blow up and now he is on top and fu(ked up the white media don’t want his a$$ so they ad him to they BLACK MAN SH*T list. And that maybe true Tiger giving his money to those in need but,the fact is he said,he was NOT BLACK so am I suppose to just kiss his a$$ and say welcome Tiger? Hell no and I don’t care who he FU(K and my point is WHY do SOME black men HOP on that bandwagon of hate respond to the black women who speak on sh*t like this when the BLACK mans REASON for dating White women is our attitude and not taking care of his needs-well whats his reason for cheating on the white women? Ya’ll kill me with that bullsh*t and WANT respond to a black woman and her comments or just understand what she is saying to same your life and you wonder why we flip and say the things we do. Would you had respond if a white woman wrote this statemnet? I don’t think you would have because you didn’t ad RK Byers to your respond to me after all he was the one who maded the statement-im just responding like everybody else. Why not just respect my comment take it as the joke it was and move on instead asking me a question that has no answer too? I see you didn’t respond to nobody but,myself and CaliFemme23-why is that? SLMAOAU :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CaliFemme23/ CaliFemme23

    javon707, I think you are missing the point here….NO ONE is saying Tiger should be more black…Im not saying that at all…I personally am NOT mad that he married and cheated outside of ‘his raceS’…Thats his business…MY thin is this…once and for all…THERE IS NO NEED FOR EVERYONE TO TRY AND DUMP HIM IN THE BLACK GENE POOLE NOW, WHEN HE HAS NEVER ASSOCIATED HIMSELF WITH US IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. FACT: Tiger has donated PUBLICLY to the Jewish big brothers and sisters, The Boy Scouts, Catholic Charities and he helped rebuild a small Thai village. I commend him for donating to all of those sources if it helped anyone…He also donated 2 million dollars to the UNCF BUT he REFUSED a press conference OR release about it…That is him denying the black heritage. So what, he can ONLY be black in the dark? Why would he contribute to such a foundation as the UNCF and NOT want anyone to know he OPENLY supports his black people? But youre right I say…let him do him, i dont care who he sleeps with at all….BUT DONT TRY TO DUMP HIM HERE BECAUSE HE DONE FUKKED UP!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    @ trisha

    Tiger wood’s father was half black which would make him a quarter. he claims multi cultured big deal. as far as the reason why some black men date white women, I say to each their own. Ive dated outside my race, but I dont black woman bash and I dont agree with any black man who does. yes I will ask rk byers what is acting “black”. maybe there is a book called “acting black for dummies” that I need to to read.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    @ califemme

    Is this what this is all about? a press conference? I’ll take a $2million private donation. he’s donated 3 million to haiti and everyone knows. my question is who is dumping tiger on the black community? hell we need to trade jesse’s ass and the whole entire naacp to someone for a future draft pick. maybe we could get a veteran like mariah carey.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    @javon707 well who will the so call dummy be? I clearly hope that wasn’t a respond to me because I can read and understand WHEN a COMMENT was something deep or was to be taking as a JOKE and you fell to see that my point was I don’t care about Tiger and his HOES however-I didn’t like his statement and this wasn’t something-that was told to me it was something I saw with my own eyes and heard the words come out his mouth say IM NOT BLACK and the white woman who was asking the question stated can you explain that and he went on to say about his MOTHER side and never once said,his father side was of anything and the woman ask dont you think some members of the black race will have some type of respond/action to your answer you gave and he smiled and went on to claim his other half. Thats NOT even the BIG PICTURE HERE-its why force him in a race he don’t claim and out of all the ones he claim to be why didn’t RK say 1 of those race? Im not doing nothing but,pointing out the truth and thats is-your mad at my comment and not mad at the 1 who stated it. I just respond in what was suppose to be funny at what RK wrote and you took it to a hold new level. If your going to throw stones my way you better be ready for them to come back at you and still I see you danced around my question. Why you only respond to my comment and CaliFemme23 and NOT anyone else. The guy that I left the comment for left me a respond and I respond back to him and RK hell you wasn’t even man enough to address that fact and now you want to respond to me get over yourself already hell it is alot of us who feel some what the same about Tiger. Im not going to ask will you respond to everyone else I already know you want address that. :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/sweetmarylu81/ sweetmarylu81

    I think he’s finally realizing that he is black. He’s not the first nor the last black person to feel somehow that black is just not quite good enough, but hopefully, he will pick himself up, handle his business and get back out there and show the golf world how it’s done.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/javon707/ javon707

    @ trisha

    I think you misinterpret my “for dummies” joke as an insult to you. I was making a parody of myself. so if you mistook it for being you, I apologize. I am not mad at your comment or even you for that matter. it’s just a discussion. if you look at it, his father was only half black. tiger is a mutt. I think the white media wanted to marketed him as being black because white folks love to see blks dominate a sport. whether what side he chooses to be is him. it doesnt affect me any.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Jahz_Lynx1/ Jahz_Lynx1

    It’s no wonder he ended up in rehab if his big head thinks he’s a Ca and his little head thinks he’s a Bl. That’s bound to make a person act conflicted. Instead of spending money on something Ca’s can’t cure, he needs to do a year at a Historically Black College. There he’d find his sex drive is not unusually high and low by comparison to some.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/trisha_369/ trisha_369

    @javon707-im not mad at you either and no need to apologize. Like you stated its a discussion and im going to agree with you. :)

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/KINESHIA/ KINESHIA

    HiS DADdY was Mixed With what??? I sen his daddy child please he must of been 75 percent black and 25 white Lmao!!!!@be tiger added that Indian 2 lmbao!!!!clearly he has a problem if he felt the need 2 display his whole ethnicity. And he Know He BLACK why some people tryna defend him you see his lil white girls Talked about him braggin bout what kind of dick????…….Black BKACK DICK!!! Not cablinasian or whatever that weird word is shyt they should of sent him 2 rehab after he made up that dumb azz word cuz that had 2 take some thinking!!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST/ CAROLINAGIRLSRDABEST

    I say to Tiger Woods-grow some fu(king hair on your nuts and go LION,get back out there and fight hit another HOE in one. Stop all this dumb sh*t your acting ignorant right now and like a coward. Pu$$ie had you going crazy their for a min and NOW that your WIFE and the world know-it shouldn’t matter anymore you have PAID to fu(k all of them HOES so now go get some free pu$$ie and add alittle pepper to your taste and just maybe you might score BIG. And remember im not a fan nor would I fu(k you-im just sick of the Tiger and you wanting to be black story. So come your a$$ on out the WOODS and tell the world what you want and lets move the fu(k on because as we can read your wife is not going anywhere and the HOES keep piling up. (JUST MY FUNNY WAY OF PUT’ing IT) :) GO CHEATER WOODS!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SirMoonlite2/ SirMoonlite2

    Be yourself……TW……be yourself!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MsLaLady/ MsLaLady

    Tiger shouldn’t have listen to Charles Barkley. What he should have did was explore and learn on his own before taking advice or asking others who are in the lime light. Only if Tiger knew that his friends were miserable themselves. Wow! People should that its not about the money. It’s all about can you handle the money, fame and life. The main thing is to be happy with oneself. Definitely know what makes you happy regardless of money, fame. Tiger probably wouldn’t have been in this situation only if he look carefully at other who were trying to give advice out. What a friend?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/The-General28/ The-General28

    WTF? Turn Black? Let the man be his damn self. You know if we think like a minority we will stay a minority. If someone that is black wants to do other s**t besides listen to Hip Hop, wear a gold grill and sagging pants let them have they rights as a human being also. Every black person has there own mind, but sadly most of us, mostly the younger crowd chooses to FOLLOW uneducated or rather educated but simple minded people i.e (hip hop artist but not all) and its killing us. And they always blame it on the parents. Well hell the parents need help also. Its sad that on a Saturday afternoon when kids are playing and having fun, radio stations still play s**t like Wooty and I invented sex, and then the DJ has the nerve to say we need to talk to our kids.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Angilix/ Angilix

    Wow! I guess a lot of people just don’t get sarcasm.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/SWEET_SASSY4U66/ SWEET_SASSY4U66

    javon707z……………. I totally agree with you…….AMEN for saying that.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/masculine31/ masculine31

    TIGER needs to be in somebody’s church!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mr219/ mr219

    tiger should realize he is not the only guy to cheat and get caught.get back on the golf course and take out your frustrations on the links. if the wife leaves you still have enough money to buy more white women. so check out of sex rehab whatever that is ,MAN up, it works for politicians.

  • http://newsone.com/entertainment/rk-byers/opinion-is-it-ok-when-white-people-pull-kanye-moments/ OPINION: Is It OK When White People Pull “Kanye” Moments? | News One

    [...] Letterman was able to make jokes at his own expense when his Tiger Woods-like behavior with female staffers was uncovered. Heck, Letterman was even able to successfully sue for [...]

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/sbufford/ sbufford

    his father should have help him in life not just golf

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