We all knew Red Bull was cocaine in a can

I bet it gives U wings lol

A microgram is measured as one-millionth of a gram. This is a VERY SMALL amount. However, if it was detectable in the lab, can it be detected in a drug test as, for example, a condition of employment?

If the answer to that is yes, then Red Bull needs to be taken off the market.

I knew you had to be a crack head to like that s**t…

Excuse my ignorance on this, but Rick James said it best: Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

That’s EXACTLY why I never snorted… I mean drank that… EVER!

All I know is I get tested REGULARLY at work, I drink plenty of Red Bull, and I’ve never tested positive. So however much “cocaine” is in it, it cant be too harmful.

well we all gonna have some type of drug in our system one day i jus say drink up!!!

WATCH DAVE CHAPPLLES SHOW HE WAS TALKIN BOUT DAT …..

smh….coco-cola again….smh…redbull is nasty anyway..if they are gonna take it off the market take it off cus its nasty….i, myself perfer rockstar and crunk juice lol

im cravin some redbull now! yeah its gross. rockstar n jolts taste way better.

THATS A GOT DAM SHAME NO WONDA IT GIVES U WINGS..LOL..COCA LEAF IS THE SAME THING THEY USE TO MAKE COCAINE…BUT ALLOT MORE PRODUCTS IS USED WITH COCA LEAF…LOL S**T CRAZY..IF SO SAY IT DONT KEEP IT A SECRETE TILL SOME OTHER SCIENTIST FIND OUT LOL YO GOVERNMENT DONT CARE ABOUT US..THEY PUT COCAINE IN IT TO GET U HOOKED…THATS Y U DRINK IT SO MUCH Ntelligentlyinclinded lol

This is very interesting for me because back in 1998, I drank my first Red Bull and had what was later (after the paramedics picked me up)said to be an anxiety attack. Something in it I remember distinctively made my blood pressure go up so high (and no I did not have high blood pressure)that I collapsed onto the floor. I have not drank a Red Bull since. I do believe it is true. I knew I wasn’t out there.

Which goes to show you that all you have to do is pay taxes on it and drugs can be legal

Which goes to show you that all you have to do is pay taxes on it and drugs can be legal. I think i will create Weedarettes lol and have newport distribute

Dam nat! If it’ll make me run around and lose weight like I’m on legal crack–I want me summa dat! I want my RED BULL!!! LOL!!

COCAINE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE SMALL TRACE AMOUNT’S IN COUGH SYRUP I BET,ASPRIN AND RUBBING MESSAGE MEDICINES HELL YOU NEVER WHO GIVES A DAMM AS LONG AS IT TRACE AMOUNTS NOT DAM GRAMS, KILO’S OUNCE’S GET A GRIP WHO GIVE’S A DAMM,IT’S MORE TOO LIFE TOO TALK ABOUT THAN SMALL PORTIONS LACED SPORTS DRINKS [S**T ] IAM OUT TAKE CARE…

COCAINE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE SMALL TRACE AMOUNT’S IN COUGH SYRUP I BET,ASPRIN AND RUBBING MESSAGE MEDICINES HELL YOU NEVER KNOW WHO GIVES A DAMM AS LONG AS IT TRACE AMOUNTS NOT DAM GRAMS, KILO’S OUNCE’S GET A GRIP WHO GIVE’S A DAMM,IT’S MORE TOO LIFE TOO TALK ABOUT THAN SMALL PORTIONS LACED SPORTS DRINKS [S**T ] IAM OUT TAKE CARE…

And in the famous words of Tyrone Biggums:

“Crack in a can baby!! Shazam!”

I knew I liked Red Bull for a reason.

Every comment under me made me laugh lol..