A Texas man is claiming that his former girlfriend of six months stole sperm from him in order to collect child support.
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Joe Pressil is suing the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas because he claims that in 2006, his girlfriend who was a stripper named “Sugar,” underwent IVF there using sperm she culled from condoms and brought into the clinic.
Pressil tells Click2Houston that he wasn’t planning to ever have children, but three months after he broke up with his girlfriend she got pregnant. After the twin boys were born, she successfully sued him for child support. (Pressil informed media outlets that his ex was an exotic dancer who used the name Sugar, because everyone knows stripper aren’t to be trusted, particularly if they have funny stage names.)
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