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This weekend will be a historic even for African Americans, hundreds of thousands of African Americans will convene on Washington DC, chocolate city, to celebrate the first inauguration of a black president.

Not only will Obama be showcased to  the country and the world but so will the African Americans who come to support him. While the vast majority of African Americans will come to peacefully and respectfully celebrate Barack Obama’s extraordinary achievement we must do all in our power to make sure that we are represented as the intelligent, loving brave people we are. We can not let a few bad apples spoil the celebration.

This is not the Greekfest, Homecoming, or All Star Weekend. Your favorite sports team didn’t just win the championship, this is a turning point in American history.  Here are some of the rules that we should follow in order to make this a successful inauguration for Obama and African Americans

1. No fighting. If someone steps on your 200 dollar new Barack Obama dunks, let it slide. If you step on someone’s shoes, apologize. If you see your cousin Kenny who owes you a hundred bucks and has been ducking you, don’t confront him, you’ll see him later. Now is not the time. Any fights involving blacks will be blown out of proportion by the media, we don’t need to sully the image of black people .

2. No Disrespecting Women. There will be thousands of attractive African American females out there. We should all take Barack Obama’s example and treat our women as respectfully as Barack treats Michelle. While it is perfectly fine to approach an attractive woman for conversation, there is no need to be disrespectful about it. Please don’t use the b word or h word when approaching females or are in their vicinity. Also we do not need to refer to women’s body parts when complimenting them. If a woman has an attractive figure, rather than commenting on their breasts or behind. you can tell her she has a nice physique and obviously takes good care of herself. Under no circumstances should any women be touched or groped. You don’t need to grab a woman’s arm or any other part of her body to get her attention. If she’s interested, she’ll talk to you. If a friend of yours is being rude or disrespectful, check him on it.

If you try and talk to a woman and she is not interested, that does not mean that she is stuck up, stank, bourgie or a b-word. Perhaps she is already involved or is simply not interested. If a woman is with a man, despite how attractive she may be, there is no excuse to approach or comment about her appearance. if Michelle and Barack walked by would you try  and hollar at Michelle or talk about her booty? If someone hollars at your girl, let him know that she is with you politely. If you hollar at someone’s girl and she’s with some one politely apologize.

3. No Drugs. In my belief there is nothing wrong with smoking marijuana, however many people do. I realize for many there would be nothing better than to be high as Obama takes the oath of office, or to be high during the many celebrations. Still people will be bringing their children and probably don’t want their kids inhaling second hand marijuana smoke. Also police will be around and we don’t need to give them any more excuses to lock us up. If you do smoke marijuana, try and be as discreet as possible. If necessary you could make marijuana brownies or cookies to provide the same effect without being noticeable or smoke in the comfort of your own hotel room, car or the house of whoever you may be staying with.

The bars will be open 24 hours in DC and there will be a lot of parties. That means a lot of drinking. When people drink they may have more fun but they are also more likely to act stupid. You don’t want to ruin your inauguration memories by throwing up in the car, falling down in front of everyone, sleeping with someone you wouldn’t normally sleep with or pissing on yourself. I realize this is an enormous reason to celebrate and a lot of people drink to celebrate but we should do so in moderation.

4. Don’t Mess With The Police .There have been a number of recent police brutality cases in the black community. Now is not the time to take out our frustration on them. Police will be in DC in full force. Police may be rude and disrespectful towards participants but this is one time we could let it slide. If the police asks you to leave the area, this one time you don’t need to argue with them. The police work for Obama now. if you have problem with an officer, take down his badge number and report him.

5. Be Patient With Crowds. There’s going to be a lot of people in DC this weekend, which means that there will be a lot of traffic. Not only cars but people. Be patient driving down there. Make sure you bring enough food, music and entertainment for your trip as you could get stuck in traffic for a long time. Don’t get road rage make a conversation enjoy yourself. Traffic will be heavy on the streets and subway too. If you have to wait just relax make friends in the crowd, its a celebration. You don’t need to push or try and fight your way through.

This is a tremendous achievement for the African Americans who paved the way for Obama and the many who fought to have him elected. The world will be watching us. We need to show the world what a great people we are. We cannot let this celebration be marred by sexual harassment, fights and unruliness. Let’s go out and have fun and make sure everyone else has a good time too.

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  • http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/2009/01/black-folks-rules-for-inauguration/ Black Folks’ Rules for Inauguration – Jack & Jill Politics

    [...] love Casey Gane-McCalla’s stuff over at NewsOne – hilarious yet….educational. He offers a few tips that our people might want to keep in mind [...]

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/DeeChere/ DeeChere

    good advice

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Dat_boy_D/ Dat_boy_D

    everything gonna be cool till some of them dc cats from south east get down there…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/RanTwin/ RanTwin

    Hey hey hey hold up son, not everybody in South side got ignorance in their veins

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/rhedirock/ rhedirock

    Please everybody pass along the tidbits of this message. We can do this, we can do it with class, style, and love. The elements that every black person has deep in side. Please Please dont embrass ourselves. I think we will be alright though.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Last_Revelation/ Last_Revelation

    very good advice…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/mhtigermanlrc/ mhtigermanlrc

    Excellent advice for anybody going to DC for this momentous occasion, not just black people. The world will be watching, so any craziness will look bad on the part of our country and president. Also, to the author, I know it’s a blog but if you can, make “even” event and “won” win when referencing sports teams. I want to share this and think it should be the best it can be. Peace

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Ella87/ Ella87

    FUKKIN FUNNY AN SO TRUE

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Sub-Negro/ Sub-Negro

    Everything was pretty much true. And I wish everybody would act the right way. But some niggas will be niggas and the media will blow it up as usual.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/koffee_brown21/ koffee_brown21

    Wow…

    My fellow Black folks we defintely need to get our act together if we need a set of RULES on how to act at a historical event!!

    I know we’re all excited, but lets keep this a fun and classy event!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/koffee_brown21/ koffee_brown21

    Those specific rules says alot about Blacks in general..

    No fighting, drugs and disrecpting women?

    That shows what the World thinks of us..

    Please act decent at the Inaguration.. The Blacks that will be there are representing for the rest of us, believe it or not !!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/cobijoe/ cobijoe

    IMA COME THRU IN MY CAPRICE ON 26′S AND BEAT DA BLOCK DOWN LOL NAW IM JUST KIDDING I HOPE BLACK PEOPLE CAN ACT RIGHT IN ONE PLACE

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/cobijoe/ cobijoe

    DAM THEM STREET PHARMICST GONNA MAKE ALOT OF MONEY THAT DAY

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/CamuiMS/ CamuiMS

    This article is so STUPID. Whoever wrote it must be trying to be some lame standup comedian or something. This is for anyone who was (a) raised by animals and simply doesn’t know how to behave in society or (b) meant for people who just don’t give a damn, and if that’s the case, I seriously doubt they know or care about Barack, bothered to vote, and they are definitely NOT reading this article… Duh.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Rt4U05/ Rt4U05

    I don’t know about you guys but I don’t think that these rules (and especially #1 and 2) should just be for the Inauguration. Why can’t we start doing them everyday and not just on Tuesday?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/cws812je/ cws812je

    to honor and be respectful..
    this is the key to showing our culture as a direction to transform..dignity..unity..
    strength and diplomacy..for OBAMA ..for this..you should as least symbolized what has been long awaited..authorized and doc**ented..a tree we..as ancestral history..witnessing what is today’s future..thank God..you are alive..for the occasion…respect and love..what our new order brings to the table of contents..a blackman’s struggle comes with a message instead of going 2 jail..the sound of cheers..instead of leaving on a bus..breaking down in tears of joy..instead of tears of pain..we have a right to discipline..love and conquer..what will be our
    next four years of change..where…YES WE CAN..shows a kind heart
    in the right place..while standing before his people..let’s give OBAMA
    his just do’s..keep what
    don’t articulate..be cool…Brothas..peace

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/JOY26MI/ JOY26MI

    I love the article, who ever wrote this had the right idea. We shouldn’t do this just that day, we should start acting like we have some sense,today, tomorrow, for the future. Let us teach our children how to love, respect, share, with one another.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Kadia_Francis/ Kadia_Francis

    i cant believe that we have to plead with grown folks to be on their best behaviour in any setting especially this one, its sad.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Kadia_Francis/ Kadia_Francis

    And another thing the intended group that these rules are meant for dont read these blogs, so unless you are going to have a popular hip hop disc jockey make the plea im afraid its not going to rea

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MissLadyDeee/ MissLadyDeee

    Stereotypes ….. maybe not intended….but I’m still feeling it.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Toodamreal/ Toodamreal

    This is silly or maybe I’m just getting to old for BP. This late in the game if you need to tell someone this stuff. You might as well be talking to a rock. And my favorite team the Obama team did just “won” the championship. So party like it’s 1999 along with the rest of the world that will be watching. Toodamreal yall!!!

  • http://complexsimplicity.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/black-folks-need-to-ack-rite/ Black folks need to ‘ack rite’. « the complex simplicity of it all
  • http://www.blackplanet.com/MrShawnM/ MrShawnM

    I THINK THERE REALLY TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT ON ONE MESSES THIS UP. YOU KNOW THERE WILL ALWAYS BE TROUBLEMAKERS

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/STL_Peach99/ STL_Peach99

    I’m really digging this article. Although it’s really sad that we have to post “hood rules” to convince our people to want to act right. We should conduct ourselves accordingly no matter what type of event and under any circ**stance. It should be a time to celebrate and be proud..not a time to act ingnorant and ghetto. I have faith that everything will go well. I am excited!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/doggboy21holla/ doggboy21holla

    DIS SHYT ON POINT HOMEY REAL TALK…..HECK ME OUT ON MYSPACE…. http://www.myspace.com/ricodadon2680

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/willjohn/ willjohn

    it is what it is I guess…. hey yall- follow these rules…

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/YARDYDP81/ YARDYDP81

    Obama is not a direct reflection of all black people so this article does not need to be posted, ignorant people are going to show out wherever they go.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Buckinham/ Buckinham

    “your favorite sports team didnt just won the championship.” shouldnt it read win the championship.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Eddie-DB/ Eddie-DB

    i.m Ener Delva i.m glad mr Obama is are president i was hopping i can get a job has a bodyguard. thank you may god bless.

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