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Hey, if my woman rocked $280,000 worth of jewelry, and I couldn’t remember the amount of houses I owned it’d be a strong economy for me too. All you people who just lost you jobs and homes, stop whining.

Do you hear the middle class people making under $5 million a year complaining? Don’t worry though, John McCain is planning on drafting every male over 15 so they can all be POW’s and come back and marry beer heiresses, so we’ll all be okay.

Watch John McCain insist that the fundamentals of our economy are strong here:

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