If you’ve ever gone to church and prayed, “Lord, why can’t I find a beautiful transgender woman to swing with me and my wife?’ then you might want to give ChristianSwingers.com a try.
No, that’s not a joke or a typo.
In the same sentence.
The site has sparked controversy and conversation across Facebook and Twitter about the merits of the hilarious — and hypocritical — website, which offers couples the option of practicing “free love” with “men, women, transsexuals, cross-dressers, couples, groups (more than 2), gay couples or lesbian couples.”
For Christian Swingers things are not easy – often other religious people judge you, out of ignorance or envy, telling you that your lifestyle and love practices are wrong. But the Bible teaches us ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’ and there’s that verse about the first stone… but if you’re keen on keeping your privacy, well – yours, and don’t want your friends, coworkers, other PTA members or just about anyone else to know that you don’t have a problem with faith and enjoying free love with other couples, this site can help you! It’s designed to cater to the needs of those like you: devout Christian couples who still want to have an active love life and share it with another, in good faith!
Skip the swingers’ club and meetings where you can be seen and avoid bad reputation – your personal life is something shared between you and our partner; other couples willing to join you are probably having the same problems. Visiting this site might change your life for the better and increase the number of your potential dating partners – a few simple steps in the registration process will open up a whole new virtual world of possibilities! Since privacy is an issue here, you can still choose to remain anonymous until you decide to trust someone enough to share such personal information – something that’s not possible in classic swingers’ meetings and clubs, which might even lean towards openness and promotion is this lifestyle. Visit our club and discover other Christian couples with the same interests and desires who find you hot – Christian Swingers website will make your life easier and give you more access to potential dating partners!
Though the site has been widely panned and treated as a joke, some people in the evangelical community are taking it to heart.
“Having been to seminary as well as being trained as a licensed mental health counselor, and as a Christian, it is unbiblical, it is sinful,” Licensed Christian counselor Louise Nielsen told The Christian Post on Thursday.
“God doesn’t stop loving anyone, but it is not a behavior that is in anyway appropriate for Christians or for anyone else. It’s just not. I feel sad for the people who are involved in it. I have never seen it result in anything but pain in a marriage,” she noted. “It is not something that can be endorsed in a Christian context at all.”
In addition to their site description and the options available to couples who visit, Christian Swingers proudly displays nude members in suggestive poses on the front page.