An unidentified Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him, reports the UK Mirror. And what was the woman’s weapon of mass destruction? Her poisonous vagina! SEE ALSO: Do You Fear Online Dating? According to court documents, the woman actually painted a poisonous substance on to her vagina and lured her […]
A Lorain County, Ohio, judge ordered Asim Taylor (pictured) not to have anymore children during his probation period or he could face jail time for being in arrears for child support payments, reports the Examiner.com. SEE ALSO: Georgia Man Sentenced To 30 Years For Beating Girlfriend’s Mother, Leaving Her In Car Trunk To Die With Taylor being behind in […]
Now what in the world were Dewayne Patterson (pictured left), 35, and Renaldo Jackson (pictured right), 26, thinking when they were allegedly arrested by police for stealing $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings? The plucky pair were cuffed and charged with one count of felony theft for their fowl deed, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. […]
NOTE: The New Yorker article NewsOne cited in the post below is, in fact, satire. We apologize for reporting the piece as fact. Just to make sure, we also contacted Sen. Paul’s Communications Director, Moira Bagley, who said that the Senator never made the remarks. That said, The Borowitz Report is widely know for satire, […]
Manhattan drifer Naeem Davis (pictured center) admitted he pushed Ki-Suck Han to his death before a Q train at a Midtown station because somebody had thrown away his Timberlands. RELATED: ‘Subway Pusher’ Blames Victim: ‘He Attacked Me First. He Grabbed Me.’ In court documents filed this week during his arraignment, Davis says he was angry […]
Gerard Streator (pictured), the Wisconsin man who was arrested last September and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct for reportedly having sex with an abandoned couch on a New York City street is expected to cop a guilty plea next month, reports The Smoking Gun. RELATED: Come Again? Wisconsin Man Arrested For Having Sex With Couch! The […]
A 5-year-old boy (pictured) was not allowed to enroll at the Roberts Road Elementary School in Hockley, Texas, because school officials allegedly do not approve of his shoulder-length hair. Even though the school claims to be merely enforcing a strict dress code, the child’s mom, Ursula Martin, insists that her son’s long hair is a […]
A 31-year-old Queens woman took a seven-foot plunge right through a Manhattan sidewalk Friday night. The unidentified 300-plus pounder had to be rescued by firefighters and emergency crews who had to resort to using “sophisticated” equipment, according to the New York Post. SEE ALSO: CEO Loses Gun Permit Over Plan To ‘Start Killing People’ Reportedly, the woman was […]
Louisville, Ky., corrections officers found themselves in a prickly situation when they discovered that their prisoner Jessica Webster, who was initially arrested for burglarizing a home, had hypodermic needles inside her vagina, reports MSN. Unfortunately, Webster isn’t alone in using her vagina as a personal carry-on. SEE ALSO: Boy Kidnapped At 5 Turns Up Married Before the 29-year-old […]
Two Manchester, Conn., twins figured it isn’t enough for them to share the same genes; they have to share the same girlfriend, too. But the arrangement got violent on New Year’s Eve, according to The Hartford Courant reports. Aric Ryan Hale and Sean Peter Hale, both 28, were arrested after fighting over who would have […]
Olive Hill, Ky., Mayor Danny Sparks (pictured) was arrested Wednesday night near in an elementary school parking lot for allegedly selling marijuana to an undercover police informant, reports Gawker. Sparks was charged with trafficking marijuana within 1,000 feet of a school, which is a felony. The weeks-long sting operation marks the end of an interdepartmental task force investigation in […]
F. Jacques Quinn (pictured) was convicted and sentenced to 20 years in prison for biting a female roommate while arguing with his girlfriend, according to the Daily News. SEE ALSO: Ultimate Black Friday Shopping Guide The 32-year-old man, who was reportedly intoxicated during the January 18th biting assault, was living with his girlfriend and another female roommate, […]
