During remarks last week at an event celebrating LGBT Pride month, President Barack Obama joked that the White House pies are so good that there must be crack cocaine in them.
The POTUS and First Lady Michelle Obama were lauding the exquisite confections of out-going White House Executive Pastry Chef Bill Yosses, who was in attendance with his husband Charlie, when he made the joke:
“His pies––I don’t know what he does, whether he puts crack in them––but…”
Instant—and uneasy—laughter filled the room.
Mrs. Obama quickly jumped in to clarify, with a disbelieving glance at her husband, that, no, “there is no crack in our pie.”
Remember kids: Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?