Alison Ettel

We can now call her Lying Patty.

It has been a hard fall from ganja grace.

Alison Ettel is learning a well-deserved hard lesson.

Alison Ettel called the police on an eight-year-old Black girl who was selling water. Now she is the latest meme and GIF sensation. Keep clicking to get your cackle on.

This is what happens when you don't mind your business.